Brushcutting Gameboy raps Dems on housing, energy issues

Preznit DoNothing McDumbass of the Obstructionist Party criticized Democrats Wednesday for their approach to dealing with the nation's housing crisis and soaring gas prices, and called again for an extension of tax cuts, opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska for oil, and more illegal government wiretapping of US citizens. 'Cause that'll solve everything, you anti-American troop-haters!