May 15, 2008

Bush's idea of sacrifice

Froomkin (via Attaturk at Eschaton): Has there ever been a more moronic interview of a president of the United States than the one conducted yesterday by Mike Allen

Not bloody likely.

My favorite bit came at the beginning:

Allen: Good morning, Mr. President.

Smirky McChimp: Michael, welcome.

Allen, genuflecting: Thank you for having us into this amazing place.

Chimpy McBubbles: Glad you're here.

Allen, positioning his nose deeper into the brownness: Congratulations, father of the bride... When you took her arm, Mr. President, what were you thinking?

Der Chimperator: I was thinking this is one beautiful bride, and Henry is a lucky man. It was — you know, you can imagine, the setting was beautiful by our lake.

Allen, going deeper: A sunset.

Das Chimpleton: The sun set, came down around about the time of the vows.

Allen, going for the gold. Brown. Gold: Ninety-two degrees?

Chimps von Spankmonkey: It cooled off a little bit. But it didn't matter how hot it was.

Allen, repositioning himself for maximum effectiveness: Mr. President, what was your toast?

Spanky O'Dumbass: The toast was to the families and friends that were there; the toast was to the Hagers in raising a good man in Henry; the toast was to my beautiful girl.

Allen, rubbing more oil on his hands: Mr. President, we understand you had a little homework assignment, you watched Steve Martin's "Father of the Bride."

Teh Chimpmeister: I did. (Laughter.)

Allen, breathing heavily: Did you pick up any tips there?

Gawd. Bonus: Keith Olbermann tells the"grieving" and snivelling little sockmonkey to "shut the hell up":

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:28 PM

    That was absofuckin'lutely awesome. I love Olbermann as much as I hate Bush. I wish somebody would force that piece of shit to listen it. Especially the part about his last day in office.

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  2. Anonymous5:25 AM

    why isn't this video available anymore? This special comment just aired 2 or 3 nights ago!

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