Rapist-freeing squirrel-eater wants to be McCain's VP

"That Romney fellow was a bit of a douche."

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, the pseudo-folksy, Jebus-'n'-taxes-loving pro-dog-torturing candidate who lied about having a degree in theology said Sunday he wanted to run as John McCain's vice president.

"There's no one I would rather be on a ticket with than John McCain," said Huckabee. "The other candidates are, like, Democrats."