Straight-talking maverick/saint a believer in black magic

Is that a shitload of loose change in your pocket, Senator, or are you just happy to be breathing? Rightwing religious panderer evidently does not put his trust in God and the Baby Jesus:

[John McCain] also won’t throw a hat on a bed — it means death will soon visit the household — but he regularly carries 31 cents in lucky change in his pocket.

Mr. McCain has dozens of superstitions and rituals, many stemming from his days as a Navy fighter pilot, a notoriously superstitious bunch. He carries a lucky feather, a lucky compass and a lucky penny — not to mention a lucky nickel and a lucky quarter.

A lucky colostomy bag, a lucky defibrillator, and a lucky Davy Crockett cap are kept in a lucky secret compartment close by at all times in the Senile Express.

But you didn't hear that from him.


Above: the godlike candidate stands close to his lucky bigoted a-hole evangelical in this undated photo.