June 23, 2008

Analysis: McCain hampered by campaign missteps

Analysis: AP hampered by candidate's dong in mouth.

"Call it campaign growing pains. Or bad luck. Or a combination of the two..."

Or old age. Or constant flipflopping due to his pandering. Or Alzheimer's. Or stupidity. Or incompetency. Fuck, don't hand me that bullshit, AP, he's been campaigning since 2003. Shit.

The amount of suckage in this article is vomit-inducing. Read at your own peril. Though these should help counteract any effects: McSame flipflops and MORE McSame flipflops.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:34 PM

    I love flipflops. Don't insult flipflops again.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous9:34 PM

    I love flipflops. Don't insult flipflops again.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Hi everyone

    We do not agree with this year BRIT awards 2010 decision.

    Please visit our little survey

    http://micropoll.com/t/KDqOnZBCWt

    Lady Gaga can not be better than heavy metal

    Poll supported by BRIT awards 2010 sponsor femmestyle
    [url=http://www.femmestyle.ch/earcorrection.html]ohrenkorrektur[/url]

    Do you have a burning question we could ask all the stars at The BRIT Awards?

    ReplyDelete