Facing a picture of Saint Ronnie of Reagan

With "Let The Eagle Soar" playing. Followed by the theme to "The Green Berets." Turned up to 11.

It's difficult to be proud of the United States, senator? Surely not for you and your fellow Republicans. Don't you wake up every morning and masturbate into an American flag?

-- yes, its this week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots!


Hey! Why's this flag so wet?!