Gawd

Some conservatard nutbag named Bob Parks is eagerly awaiting lisping adulterer Rudy Giuliani's reappearance on the campaign trail, this time as one of McSame's hatchet-men. Evidently, according to this sad assclown, Rudy will help McCain by "branding" Senator b HUSSEIN Osama as a Nation of Islam member -- because he holding the infamous, now-discredited "whitey" tape of Michelle Obama in his sweaty little hands.

Fun fact: McInsane is not the only one of his campaign with pastor issues. Mr Giuliani, the gay-loving, baby-killing, cross-dressing adulterous man-whore, had an altar-boy-seducing priest as an adviser on his staff. But that's OKIYAR.

Fun fact 2: Drug addict Cindy McCain admitted to stealing Percocet® and Vicodin® from the American Voluntary Medical Team, her own charity for kids. The two narcotics are in the same category as cocaine and opium. She beat the rap the rich, white-person's way: going to rehab.

Fucked fact: the straight-talking, honorable McMaverick has evidently forgotten the pain of his major ass-reaming by Karl-and-Co. four years ago. Somebody please remind him of this now.