McCain's "right arm" in "war on terror" has never been to Iraq

Right arm being used for more important pursuits, says adulterous horndog Rudy "der wankenstein" Giuliani.

Has the Republican National Committee set up a clock on their website to count how many days have passed since McInsane's "terror consigliore" has never gone to Iraq?

Will the cootie-ridden subhumans at the Fox Nutwork bleat that the gay-loving, baby-killing, cross-dressing man-whore's "absence from the war zone has left the senator divorced from reality"?

Will VP hopefuls Mitt Romney, Charlie "jebus!' Crist and that little brown fella start planning their own long-overdue trips?

Will monkeys fly out of my pooper?