Crotchedy Old Coot Wanders Off, Forgets Way Home

After screaming at the neighborhood kids for interrupting his nap after playing shuffleboard and screaming GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN, septuagenarian and America's American straight-talking maverick displays his vast superiority in Foreign Policy:

Asked by ABC’s Diane Sawyer Monday morning whether the "the situation in Afghanistan in precarious and urgent," McCain responded: "I think it’s serious. . . . It's a serious situation, but there's a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border," mumbled the tired and barely awake old man.

Fun fact: Just like the country of Checkoslavakia, the Iraq/Pakistan border doesn't exist. But quickly rebounding, he also added that he is worried about the situation in the Canada/Mexico border, too.
So leave him alone, he's a war hero because he got shot down in Vietnam.