July 7, 2008

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Man beats death by fingering bunghole for 15 hours. Or something like that.

Tony Minns saved two of his friends' lives by jamming his fingers in a leaking esky after his boat sank off Yeppoon on Friday night.

Wuh? Esky? Yeppoon?? Did that even happen on this planet? ☺

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:52 PM

    For a while there I thought you were describing a Boy Scout overnight camping trip with Rethuglican scoutmasters... an honest mistake.

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  2. Unknown10:58 PM

    esky is a portable icebox thingy. Yeppoon is a town in the state of Queensland, where the local kangaroos like to lounge around the golf course, beating up careless golfers. Go you 'roos!!

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  3. maru5:10 PM

    That is so cool!

    I'm going to name my next pet Yeppoon.

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