Birthday Wishes

Last night, Senator b. HUSSEIN Beezlebub Ali Osama Obama(D-Islam) gave a speech in a professional football stadium that was packed. Today, Senator John McKeating(R-Hanoi) muttered about some fucking kids on his lawn while trying to cop a feel from a GILF in a minor college basketball arena that was half-full.
Happy 72nd Birthday, McGrampy.
John McInsane is so old that when former President Clenis spoke at the Dirty Hippy Lovefest, it is important to realize that the mighty and uber liberal Clenis spent 8 years as President, 8 years as a former President, and is STILL ten years younger than McBushagain.
And although McSame may be very old, he is a former POW.
Now get your hope off my lawns, you religious gun clinging kids.