GOP VP wanna-be plays POW card

Gawd. I haven't seen so much lip- and asshole-action since I toured that hot dog factory back in '81.

Mitt "mmmmnummies!" Romney: "McCain earned his eight houses. Obama didn't."

And does so again, with Faux Nooze's kNeil Cavuto.

Bonus: the Mittwipe also mentioned how hard McMansions has worked for his family. Which one, I wonder? The first one he totally fucked over, or the new one?

Black HUSSEIN Osama not only spent his 30s with a kitchen table, he wasn't whipped by gay sadists as a Prisoner of War.