Ooooh! Rush Limpbag interviewed Mooselini!!

And people say she never talks to the press. The giant, human-shaped douchebag sat down with the former mayor of North Moosefuck yesterday and asked her about her campaign's stand on issues affecting millions of hardworking, struggling Americans. Let's listen in...

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Flush: Obama said, "Well, it's not that I want to punish you. It's that we want to spread the wealth around," which is contrary to every economic and constitutional principle for which this nation stands. {Actual quote from Mr Limbaugh. Really. - Ed.}

Palin: Absolutely! Mega-dittos!

Limprag: People are being thrilled to death by your presence -- does your awesomeness ever let up?

Failin: giggle!

Lardass: No, really, you are so awesome! That's why the liberal drive-by media is trying to shut you up!

Failin: Sheesh! You betcha! (laughing)

Limpbag: The liberal drive-by mainstream media is covering up for Obama and hates women. How does that make you feel?

Failin: Gosh! If I could keep Putin at bay from my back doorstep, I can handle the media, you betcha.

Flush: You're so awesome -- I hope you'll run for something else after this campaign. And please keep bashing Obama!

Failin: Dittos! (giggling)

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Well, that was certainly helpful. Let me know if you want the link.