Solid Foundation

Although the economy sucks and business is going down in Socialist Amerika, the is one business where teh more suck and teh going down, the better:

It's still a good time to be morally bankrupt.
The plunging Dow Jones and panicky investors are hardly a problem for the world's oldest profession, where business is still brisk.

I wonder if I can buy stock in the prostitution business. My droopy 401-K could use a serious uplift right now.