Bush regrets things 'I shouldn'ta said'

"Mission Accomplitude" was a mistake, says moron to a weary nation.

The eloquent Drinky McDumbass said yesterday he regrets some of his statements over the last eight years, such as "bring 'em on!," "dead or alive," "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction," "share your love with gynecologists," "the human and the fish can co-exist peacefully," "I know how hard it is to put food on your family," "a death we can cure," "is our children learning?" and "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

Those bastards!

Lots more lofty, silver-tongued oratory here. President-Elect Obama only wishes he was this smoooove.


"Nyuck! Dur!"