Senate gives standing ovation to convicted felon

Instead of quietly slinking off in ignominy on his way to prison, corrupt windbag Ted Stevens held court on the Senate floor yesterday. In a bathos-inducing paean to himself -- conveniently not mentioning his whopping seven felony convictions -- he walked off to the sound of applause and cockslobbering by his cronies. What a fucking pathetic spectacle. And they wonder why their approval ratings are so low.