As the Hotdog Tumbles Down the Stench-Filled Hallway

After ripping whatever hideous monstrosity lurking beneath it's cocktail dress from Sean Hannity's eager to please tongue, object of many a rethug masturbatory fantasy mAnn Coulter presents said ripe tuna smelling monstrosity to Lou Dobbs who willingly gives some oral love:

"You are the sharpest witted and sharpest tongued Republican around these days."
"Thank you very much," she said.
"Sometimes it seems like you are the only..." He paused.
"Man in the party?" she said. "I am."

Well now we know. I need help.......