A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges - and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.I have made bongs out of a lot of things but never a cat. I uh... mean I have heard of people making bongs....out of things.
"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."
Either way, WTF?
Pot is for people.
ReplyDeleteCatnip is for cats.
I wonder if he's been smokin' the catnip, too.
Heh....one wonders.
ReplyDeleteNananana nananana nananana nananana
ReplyDeleteCat Bong!
What? Too soon?
that's really an inefficient way to get stoned. he should have his marijuana taken away until he gets with the program and realizes there is no natural substance on earth that will un-evil a cat
ReplyDeleteOOOOoooooh!! Cats are evil? DO tell!
ReplyDeletepassing on cruelty to cat stories is a
ReplyDeletewikkid sin. Shame on you, undie.
That is just fucked up.
ReplyDeleteThat kitty is gonna be fried for life.
I mean yeah, I've blow a "phelps" at my dogs face when I was a reckless youth, but I never stuffed trixie IN the bong for shits and giggles.
something tells me this little douche has done some experimenting with other appliances around the house as well.
Seriously... fuckin' catnip is legal. Where do they find these guys?
ReplyDeleteThe only explanation I can come up with is that he'd been smoking salvia beforehand.
ReplyDeleteAs an animal lover and a big-time smoker, I'm disgusted by his actions. This is just cruelty.
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