Undie Lib Economic Crisis

Amid all the shitty economic news we have been seeing, hearing and experiencing lately, it's not all bad here at the new Liberal Manor. I just completed a 60 hour week. Yessiree, 20 hours of sweet, premium, time and a half pay, which is almost what I'm worth. While many people all across the land are unemployed or working four days a week, I'm pulling down some serious coin lately. I feel very fortunate.

Here's the funny thing. Guess what I do for a living? Nope I don't deal drugs and I'm not a pimp. I am a Manufacturing supervisor. For an automotive supplier. In Michigan. Hard to believe isn't it?
70% of our business is with Ford as the sole supplier of valves for their new six speed transmission, and apparently they are selling quite a few of them. Having recently become a very single guy, living on my own, the extra money is coming in quite handy.
After a few more paychecks like I have been getting. I'll be able to afford to sweep Maru off here pretty little feet, marry her, have a few little Maru Libs, and live snarkily happy ever after......again.
We were soulmates in a past life or two.
BTW, you will all be invited.
I hope you have a great weekend.