F-f-f-f-failin'

Saint Barbie of Caribou, whose 'responsibilities in Alaska' are preventing her from headlining the gpukes' fundraising dinner, blows off her constituents for a different reason:

The Disasta From Alaska will be attending the Vanderburgh County Right to Life dinner in Evansville, IN, as well as a breakfast the next day for S.M.I.L.E., a nonprofit organization for people with family members who have Down syndrome. Palin’s spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, said Palin will be taking a “36-hour vacation” to attend the events in Indiana.

Maybe its all part of a neverending quest to find someone worthy enough to "hold hands and pray with."