Cheney: 'Freedom, tiny American flags for everyone'

Since he had so much fun shooting a load in another man's face, dick Cheney said Monday he supports gays being able to marry.

As long as they realize he has the right to blast their gay diseased liberal cocks to Kingdom Come, goddammit.

Bonus: Mo-Diddy Steele implies Dick was pussy-whipped into making his statement by his lesbian daughter.