June 23, 2009

Repug SC Gov has had it up to HERE with his goddamn family

Boneheaded public servant Mark Sanford hasn't been seen since Thursday. His wife said she doesn't know where he is. His kids were without a dad on Father's Day. His office was playing stupid.

And either the Appalachian Trail was being pissed on by a family-values douchewipe who needed to escape from his home and "clear his head," or some seedy motel room was hosting the governor, his leather-clad enamorato, and a burro.


"Well, he's not in here..."
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7 comments:

  1. BadTux5:06 PM

    Note that this was "Hike in the Buff Weekend" on the AT, where nudists took to the trail en masse to celebrate, well, hiking nude. Was Mark Sanford amongst them? Curious penguins want to know!

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  2. Anonymous10:29 PM

    OMG this story is shaping up to be a doozy -- I can't wait -- ooh the suspense -- this hiking trail story is so obviously BS and the poor idiots just happened to pick it as plausible not realizing it was hike nude. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I smell epic FAIL

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  3. Anonymous10:31 PM

    "His office was playing stupid."

    Um, it's not an act.

    CatStaff

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  4. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Sanford Outsources Affair; American home-grown home wreckers up in arms.
    LOL

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  5. siri3:32 PM

    Watch! It'll be a married woman or a man!!!
    Maybe a married man!
    I'm just sayin', no doubt, more sleeeze to cum.
    siri

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  6. BadTux3:40 PM

    Well, you won the pool, Maru, with "seedy motel room was hosting the governor, his leather-clad enamorato, and a burro."

    - Badtux the "Maru was right!" Penguin

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  7. maru4:17 PM

    LOL!

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