Tawdry sex comments cost ’family values’ lawmaker his job

Married California rethug Mike ‘Spanky McJizzwad’ Duvall, who bragged on a live mike about banging not one but two mistresses, has resigned in disgrace.

"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly..."

Your comments?? You messily boned two different women! Then you boasted about it in disgusting, graphic detail! What about your wife? Your kids? Your stance on the sanctity of marriage?? You asshole.

Has Fux News labeled him as “D-CA” yet?