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Quietly holding candles, hundreds of clergymen, congregants and reform advocates lined the sidewalks outside Joe Lieberman's Stamford home Sunday night in a show of support for universal health care.Besides rethug cock, that is.
Rabbi Fish of Beth El, in Norwalk, calls on Lieberman's conscience to do the right thing. His invocation of the Torah commandment (Lo taamod al dam reakha, "Do not stand idly by the blood of your neighbors") was especially poignant.
"The moral imperative for our time is clear. Anyone whose guide in public policy is conscience, anyone who argues that faith and religious traditions should direct our actions, such a person must stand for universal health care in America," Fish concluded. "It happens we are all also citizens of Connecticut. That fact leads us to ask you Senator Lieberman, what is it that you stand for?"
“For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.”Jeebus. Holy CRAP, what a smeg-head. Really. Let’s get some reviews from amazon.com:
… hurrrr derp derp derp …From out of all the misstatements, narcissism, spin and distortions that make this biography so embarrassing to read, one indisputable fact emerges: It's pretty clear ex-governor Palin would still be a low-profile politician in the frozen north, but for candidate McCain and his staff. Those would be the same folks she attacks so fiercely in this biography. This "memoir," co-written with Lynn Vincent, is one of the most disturbing books I've ever read. "Going Rogue" appears to be addressing a checklist of grievances that Palin has been nursing just about all her life. Palin's emotional and intellectual development seems to have stalled out somewhere around tenth grade. I have to say that this book really scares me. If 40-odd percent of Americans believe that she is right to be number two in office the world has big problems. As a serious read about politics in America, this book best serves as toilet paper or kindling. As a hysterically funny look at the rantings of a pathological narcissist and why the Lunatic Wing of the far right must never, ever be allowed to hold power or even reproduce, it's the best political satire since Al Franken or Molly Ivens. The sheer level of disrespect Going Rogue has for its readership is astounding. It, like the author, assumes that Americans are idiots, too dumb to see through the lies and spin. So what if Sarah Palin didn't write this book? Even God used earthly scribes to write the Bible.
The "You betcha" lady is no more. In her memoir Sarah Palin introduces a new voice, and it’s that of a chronic complainer. So much so you want to shout at the pages, "Man up, woman!"Bonus quote from the article: “Possibly even more audacious than her belief she was qualified to be the person a heartbeat away from the presidency is her conviction that she was a superior comedy writer to those on Saturday Night Live.”
The news from the book has already spilled, and it is essentially this: John McCain’s senior aides were mean to her. Katie Couric was mean to her. Her critics, who are by definition supposed to be mean, were mean to her. But rather than come back swinging, she comes back whining.
Over half in a new ABC News/WaComPo poll have an unfavorable opinion of Mooselini overall, as many say they wouldn’t consider supporting her for president and more – six in 10 – not only see her as unqualified for the job, but unqualified to give a blowjob.“I don’t think she’d be able to stop yakking, for one thing,” said a respondent.
Intensity is against her as well: considerably more see her “strongly” unfavorably, 34 percent, than strongly favorably, 20 percent.Obviously not including the ‘McCain campaign backstabbers that sabotaged her’ (poster at freeretardic today), seventy-six percent of republicans view her favorably. Preferably poolside, in a stars-and-stripes bikini.
"The choice of photo for the cover of this week's Newsweek is unfortunate. When it comes to Sarah Palin, this 'news' magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant. The Runner's World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness -- a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention - even if out of context."It is rather ironic to hear her whine considering the outlandish attacks she herself has made. She used her looks to advance herself and garner votes from day one. Why the hell is she complaining now?

Has he given any back rubs or thrown up on any heads of state yet? Get back to us when that happens.
Everyone knows the only proper way for an American President to greet foreign leaders is for him to drop his pants and wave his dick around in their face, all while screaming "AMERICA FARK YEAH!!! WHAT NOW, BIATCHES!!!" at the top of his lungs. Doing absolutely anything else makes us look weak in the eyes of our enemies.
It was Rahm's idea. They want all the Republicans screaming about this instead of the new bill he's got going through on Monday. It is called the "Taking Guns From Whitey In Order to Enslave Their White Daughters As Sexual Servants for The ACORN Workers Manning the FEMA Camps Holding the Christian Dissenters Act of 2009"
I hope it never goes public that Obama uses white toilet paper.
I'd like to go on record saying that I, along with all other non-lunatic Americans, do not feel sold out.
Sarah Palin (R-WATB) went after the AssPress on Sunday, accusing them of engaging in "opposition research" and “tearing up” when fact-checking her forthcoming book, “American Quitter’.Fun factcheck: she’s done a metric bitchload of whining and complaining, but she hasn’t refuted any of the points they’ve made.
Palin goes adrift, at times, on more contemporary issues, too. She criticizes President Barack Obama for pushing through a bailout package that actually was achieved by his Republican predecessor George W. Bush – a package she seemed to support at the time.
The highlight of the event is the speech by "Robert Erickson," a "concerned citizen from Minneapolis." Erickson launches into what seems like a standard red-meat anti-immigrant speech. His real intentions are betrayed only by a slight smirk. It is only when he accuses immigrants of spreading disease and then indicts them for "killing millions" with smallpox that it becomes clear that the immigrants he has in mind are the European conquerors of North America and their descendants.
Newt dumped cancer-stricken 1st wife. When his pastor criticized him for not supporting his two kids, he left the church. Newt dumped 2nd wife after cheating on her with the Congressional aide who is now his 3rd wife. The scandal sidelined Newt in 2008. Until now.
Privately, GOP sources acknowledge that they failed to anticipate the political consequences of a “no” vote on the amendment. And several aides said that Republicans are engaged in an internal blame game about why they agreed to a roll-call vote on the measure, rather than a simple voice vote that would have allowed the opposing senators to duck criticism.What a bunch of fucking inept, clueless criminal BOOBS.
As BarbinMD writes, “Seriously? They voted against an amendment that was prompted by the brutal gang-rape of a young woman by her co-workers while she was working for a company under contract for the United States government, after which she was locked in a shipping container without food or water, threatened if she left to seek medical treatment, and was then prevented from bringing criminal charges against her assailants. And they failed to anticipate the political consequences?”
By the time the make-believe cowboy retired not to Photo-Op Ranch, but to the Dallas suburbs, his approval ratings hovered in the mid-20s. That they were so high testified to GOP team spirit. But what on earth were Republicans smoking?More goodness here.
Courtesy of Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rep. Michele Bachmann, Limbaugh and a passel of pusillanimous GOP congressmen, we're definitely finding out. With the alternatives being rethink or go crazy, much of the GOP base has chosen the comforts of delusion…
That wasn't quite enough for Blitzer. Before the interview ended, the CNN anchor said of Hasan, "I'm sure he will get a much fairer hearing than those 13 Americans who were brutally gunned down the other day. I'm sure he will get all of the rights that are applied by the military code of justice.""I oughtta come over there and strangle you with your own nutsack, you unAmerican little asshole” he should have snarled.
Galligan bristled. “The difficulty that I have, of course, is when people end discussions with me with references like the one that you just made."
Graham has angered conservative activists for his criticism of “tea party” protesters and others who have sought to impose a strict ideological litmus test on Republican lawmakers. The local chair said, “The feeling is if you’re not going to uphold the platform, then why bother to run as a Republican?”And so much for bipartisanship and building a bigger tent.
Graham's office snippily pointed to the senator being "ranked the 15th most conservative senator in 2008 by National Journal." So THERE.
Hannity: "Jon Stewart was right. Big thanks to Jon and his writers for watching the show."That’s right: a major “news” organization was busted and held to account by a fucking comedy channel. If THAT doesn’t tell you the sorry state of the “liberal MSM” I don’t know what will.
Jon Stewart: "Well, we have to keep an eye on our fake news competition. It's just good business."
The long-time jizzwad, running off as if the federales were after him, did not disclose specific plans for departing to another network.He will spend the time waiting for an offer from Fox Noise by glowering at his Mexican gardener from behind the curtains of his darkened study. Glowering.
American International Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Robert Benmosche told the insurer’s board of directors that he may quit because of government limits on what the company can pay employees, according to a person familiar with the matter. Benmosche’s salary is $3 million in cash, $4 million in shares, and as much as $3.5 million of long-term incentive awards.Don't let the door hit you in your sagging, pock-marked ass on the way out, fucktard. Poor bastard, how WILL he pay his bills?
Blake Hall, a leader in Idaho GOP and national politics for almost 25 years, was fired Monday as deputy prosecuting attorney in eastern Idaho. He also resigned from the Republican National Committee.Hall began a 15-day jail sentence Saturday and was also sentenced to a year of supervised probation after pleading guilty to stalking his former girlfriend and, on numerous occasions, tossing semen-filled condoms onto her lawn.
A Marine reservist armed with a tire iron beat and chased a man he thought was an Arab terrorist and even called 911 to say he was detaining the man, police said.Fanfuckingtastic. Now Obama's brownshirted Gestapo will come to take away our tire irons. Will the tyranny never cease?But the man he assaulted was actually a Greek Orthodox priest visiting from overseas who spoke limited English, police said.
Instead of offering help, Bruce struck the priest on the head with a tire iron, police said.
[The falafel-abusing douchewad] declared last night that the United States "can't kill all the Muslims" -- so will have to settle simply for winning hearts and minds.
Rupert Murdoch has been forced to deny he believes Barack Obama is a racist, afterappearing to backbacking knuckledragging loon Glenn Beck's comments about the US president.
The chairman and chief executive ofNews Corporationthe Repuke Propaganda Nutwork said in an interview this week that Obama had made "a very racist comment" and that Beck's views were "right".
"He does not at all, for a minute, think the president is a racist," a spokesman now says, crossing his fingers.
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Last week, Rep. Pete Sessions (R-eprehensible) suggested that women who complained that their gender was designated a “pre-existing condition” by some insurers were on a par with smokers because both groups incur higher treatment costs.Well, sort of.
“Damn feminazis should be raising kids instead of opening their whore mouths when men are talking,” said Sessions, who runs the National Republican Congressional Committee — which is tasked with recruiting new female candidates.
The New York comPost editor fired after speaking out against a cartoon depicting the author of the president's stimulus package as a dead chimpanzee has sued the paper. And as part of her complaint, Sandra Guzman levels some remarkable, embarrassing, and potentially damaging allegations.And then it gets WORSE.
Guzman has filed a complaint against News Corporation, the New York Post and the paper's editor in chief Col Allan in the Southern District Court of New York, alleging harassment as well as "unlawful employment practices and retaliation."
As part of the 38-page complaint, Guzman paints the Post newsroom as a male-dominated frat house and Allan in particular as sexist, offensive and domineering. Guzman alleges that she and others were routinely subjugated to misogynistic behavior. She says that hiring practices at the paper -- as well as her firing -- were driven by racial prejudices rather than merit.
And she recounts the paper's D.C. bureau chief stating that the publication's goal was to "destroy [President] Barack Obama."
Scozzafava attacked Palin, R-Quitter, for endorsing the Conservaturd Party candidate, Doug Hoffman, even though Hoffman doesn't even live in New York's 23rd congressional district: "Do these people even know who they are endorsing? WTF?"
She also had this message for rethugs who are vowing to bring down moderates: "There are a lot of us who consider ourselves republicans, of the Party of Lincoln," she said. "If they don't want us with them, we're going to work against them."
According to Rush, it is Obama’s fault that a mentally unstable man shot 43 people last week. It is pretty safe to say that his upcoming deployment was not the only reason why this man decided to go on a shooting. However, Limbaugh’s Obama paranoia knows no boundaries. It is only a matter of time before Limbaugh starts blaming Obama for the weather.No, he’s got Al Gore for that.

Though it’s WAY TOO EARLY TO TELL, Lie-berman said that if reports from Fox Noise were true that Hasan had turned to Islamic extremism, "the murder of these 13 people was a terrorist act and, in fact, it was the most-destructive terrorist act to be committed on American soil since 9/11."Casey also said the Army has made great strides in helping soldiers with mental health issues, and invited the Senator to make use of their program.
The Army's top officer, Gen. George Casey, wouldn't rule out that the shooting was an act of terrorism, but cautioned against speculation at this point. He expressed concern that it could result in a backlash against Muslim soldiers.