November 17, 2009

As in “First, have principles”

Rebranding your values? It’s not the “Contract With America" – it’s Michael Steele’s "First Principles" manifesto for the GOP.

I’m Steelie-D
An’ I’m here to say
I’m the phattest cat
In the G-O-Pay

I’m workin’ hard
For all of us
So I wrote this shit
Hope ya like it, Rush

Even though they’re white
My homies rock
Except for Newt –
He can suck my c*ck

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:59 PM

    I hope Gingrich goes away . . .

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  2. Distributorcap8:19 PM

    i hope they all go away.... i would rather have to write about

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  3. Capt. Bat Guano9:47 PM

    Only his head moves. I get the impression that he always sits on a large phallic looking protruberence which is up his ass. I think they use a block and tackle to lower him onto it before show time.

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  4. Lisa G.1:29 PM

    This from the party of no ideas. Can't wait to hear what Micheal Steele, idiot man, comes up with. If they are smart, they won't let him write it, just give it to him to tell the world about. But then again, when have Republicans ever been smart?

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