January 11, 2010

McCain top strategist: Palin was dishonest

From the sounds of it, McCain himself wasn’t so above-board either. Steve Schmidt’s “withering depiction” of Sarah Palin as an outright liar on 60 Minutes last night also included other “significant deficiencies,” such as her being “woefully uninformed about basic policy issues, ignorant about national security policy,” oblivious to her upcoming debate with ‘Joe O’Biden’ and totally fucking wackjob about everything else.
“[S]he still didn’t really understand why there was a North Korea and a South Korea… She was still regularly saying that Saddam Hussein had been behind 9/11.”
Second McCain top strategist: Palin was “mentally unstable”
“It was inconceivable… if [the 76-yr old cancer-ridden] McCain fell ill or died, the country would be left in the hands of a President Palin."
Third McCain top strategist: McCain was practically senile
“It was inconceivable… if [the 76-yr old cancer-ridden] McCain fell ill or died, the country would be left in the hands of a mentally unstable President Palin."
Well, FWIW, I’m still having trouble wondering why there’s a North Dakota and a South Dakota.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Actually, I certainly know why there is a North and South Korea, but why do we have a North and South Dakota?

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  2. Math Teacher6:46 PM

    As I understand it, the Dakota Territory was split to provide two more anti-slavery (Republican) senators so as to balance incoming slave states. Must've been Karl Rove's great-grandfather behind it.

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  3. Capt. Bat Guano7:22 PM

    Math Teacher, wouldn't any kin of Roves been FOR slavery?

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  4. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Maybe we could combine Alabama and Mississippi, Texas and Oklahoma, Tennessee and Kentucky and Utah and Wyoming and then maybe the Senate would not be so dysfunctional.

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