March 22, 2010

Bible Spice wants megabucks for new TV show Alaska ’s Biggest Attentionwhore

Average, bootstrappy hockey mom Sarah Palin is demanding $1 million per episode for her as-yet undeveloped reality show, Caribou Barbie in Cluelesstown.
According to Perez Hilton, there is speculation that many of the major networks, including the Discovery Channel, and even smaller ones like Dumbasses With Crossbows have passed on Palin's series…

Please.

5 comments:

  1. This makes this old battleaxe smile. Gee, Glen Beck won't be able to set his Tivo to record for weekend jerk-off fests, will he?

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  2. Anonymous7:04 PM

    Can we now call her a "Fascist-lovin’, 'Merica-hating, Hollywood libural elitist"?

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  3. Anonymous8:13 PM

    Bible Spice? That is THE best name yet for this bitch!

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  4. big em9:50 PM

    When Falin-Palin deserts her Tea-Partiers to cash-in on some new scam, it'll be interesting to see how all her Reich-wing fans will justify it. These are certainly absurd political times we're passing through.

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