Matzohl tov, idiot

Psycho California GOP candidate Carly Fiorina calls Passover a time for people to "break bread" together. You know, Passover -- the holiday that begins with going through your house to throw away all the bread.

After howls of hilarity occurred across the intarwebs, the Fiorina camp backtracked and issued the following explanation:

”We meant all bread, leavened and unleavened, and matzo is just unleavened bread so that's what we meant by that.”

Yeah… that’s the ticket…

Schmucks.