Tom DeLay protégé apologizes for acting like a Tom DeLay protégé

Texas Rep. Randy Neugebauer (pronounced TROG-loh-dyte) confesses that he was the douche who yelled "baby killer" during the healthcare debate.

"Last night was the climax of weeks and months of debate on a health care bill that my conservative constituents fear more than Lindsey Graham opening his purty mouth," Neugebauer said. "In the heat and emotion of the debate, I exclaimed the phrase 'it's a baby killer' in reference to the bill, not to my esteemed colleague Bart Stoopidhead. I meant to call him a ‘halfbaked bag of pony poop.’”

Fun fact: Nuttenbauer is also a birther.