Scenes we’d like to see

"Furious, top officials recalled [Sean] Hannity back to New York to do his show in his regular studio. The network plans to do an extensive post-mortem about the incident with [the show's executive producer] and Hannity's staff."

-- via an email from Media Matters after the bloated weasel was called on the carpet by his employers for almost hosting a teabagging party last week.

Bonus laugher of a headline: Hannity yanked from Tea Party "Rally" to preserve Fox's "illusion of journalistic credibility"

"The press needs to treat Murdoch and Ailes as politicians and hold them accountable for promise to investigate Fox's tea party promotion."

Excellent!