"Obama was right to honor our troops, but he should have spent most of the speech thanking the war deserter... ahem, W, without whom those poor saps would never have been there," whined rethug Senator John Cornhole of Texas.
"What he should have said was 'my balloons are too tight, goldangit'," a cranky and confused John McCain told Fox Nooze.
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