I'm over at the back-up blog today. My computer at work just doesn't like Blogger.
November 30, 2004
November 29, 2004
Well, we're back at work, where the heat isn't working and the coffee sucks. Plus I think I picked up some sort of viral crud at the inlaws on Thursday. The bf spent yesterday puking, so I'm pretty much doomed.
Btw, I'm also posting at the backup blog today, because not only do I keep getting dumped out of Blogger, its bloggerhea keeps dumping me off the internets completely.
Posted by maru at 11/29/2004 09:58:00 AM
November 28, 2004
'll be back
Off to watch some wonk tv.
Posted by maru at 11/28/2004 10:07:00 AM
Just barely awake.
Posted by maru at 11/28/2004 07:41:00 AM
November 27, 2004
I just had this urge to spastically photoshop Berry into a picture.
Posted by maru at 11/27/2004 10:08:00 PM
That was the name of Cheyenne's most elegant whorehouse, the name of the place James said he had been the day Helen died.Before he was accused of raping her and throwing her down the stairs.
Local bookstore sold out? Read Lynne Cheney's lesbian novel online through power of the interweb.
Posted by maru at 11/27/2004 11:55:00 AM
he fourth reich
Reaching across the aisle, huh?
House speaker Dennis "yes, Mr DeLay" Hastert last week "enunciated a policy in which Congress will pass bills only if most House Republicans back them, regardless of how many Democrats favor them."
Arrogant #ucking bastards. And #uck all of you who believed things were going to be different this time around. Honor, integrity, values... if this is the kind of bullshit you believe in, you can kiss my ass. You make me sick.
Posted by maru at 11/27/2004 11:40:00 AM
November 26, 2004
weet dreams are made of this
Ukraine state TV in revolt
Posted by maru at 11/26/2004 11:53:00 AM
he purge continues
Two more senior officials at the CIA are quitting 'because they did not feel comfortable with new management.'
As the chiefs of the Europe and Far East divisions, the two officials have headed spying operations in some of the most important regions of the world and were among a group known as the barons in the highest level of clandestine service, the Directorate of Operations.
Under Mr. Goss, it is a cadre of former House Republican aides who dominate the new management team.
Posted by maru at 11/26/2004 11:02:00 AM
The grownups are in charge, bringing honor and dignity back to the Oval Office.
And by grownups I mean the X-presidents.
Sidney Blumenthal reports on how the spoiled, arrogant little brat currently in the WH behaved like a - well, like a spoiled, arrogant little brat at the Clinton Library ceremony, aided and abetted by pudgy, frightening svengali Karl 'supreme douchebag' Rove. Just one example:
At the private luncheon afterwards, Shimon Peres delivered a heartfelt toast to Clinton's perseverance in pursuing the Middle East peace process. Upon entering the tent, Bush, according to an eyewitness, told an aide: "One gulp and we're out of here." He had informed the Clintons he would stay through the lunch, but by the time Peres arose with wine glass in hand the president was gone.And what the #uck was with that 'submarine' comment??
Read about it here.
Posted by maru at 11/26/2004 10:21:00 AM
November 24, 2004
hrist in a Hot Pocket°...
Misadministration says Ukraine election "illegitimate."
"We cannot accept this result as legitimate, because there has not been an investigation of the numerous and credible reports of fraud and abuse." - irrelevant, wolf-crying douchehat Colin Powell.
He challenged leaders of the former Soviet bloc nation "to decide whether they are on the side of democracy or not."
"If the Ukrainian government does not act immediately and responsibly there will be consequences."
Posted by maru at 11/24/2004 02:27:00 PM
Swift boat vets still hounding Kerry
"We humble servants of truth will not stop until citizens are throwing garbage at John Kerry when they see him at the park."
At the center of the group's efforts is a $1.8 million television ad campaign that includes spots questioning Kerry's ability to make quick decisions in a fast-food line, leave adequate distance between his car and the next in heavy traffic, and take proper care of his lawn.- from the Onion.
Posted by maru at 11/24/2004 09:49:00 AM
November 23, 2004
ho would Jesus have S-M sex with?
Matanuska Christian School's principal has been fired and a teacher has quit over a disciplinary incident in which the principal had himself whipped in front of two male students in the school's basement last month after the boys were caught kissing girls in the locker room.
Posted by maru at 11/23/2004 05:12:00 PM
Clinton to ABC News: It's payback time, bitch
"You don't want to go here, Peter," snapped Clinton, who proceeded to criticize the reporting of ABC News, in particular, in the 1990s. "Not after what you people did and the way you, your network, what you did with Kenneth Starr. The way your people repeated every little sleazy thing he leaked. No one has any idea what that's like."
History will show that the Clintons were exonerated of all the Whitewater accusations and that the president was acquitted of all charges in the impeachment trial.
- Eric Boehlert, Salon.
Posted by maru at 11/23/2004 01:42:00 PM
Keepin' Merica safer
Rethugs, Pentagon 'major factors' in defeat of intelligence bill.
The landmark bill, which would have created the post of national intelligence director to oversee American spy agencies, with authority over the bulk of their combined budgets, was blocked Saturday after what lawmakers said was practically a rebellion by some conservative House Republicans.
Posted by maru at 11/23/2004 09:25:00 AM
irginia paper drops bigoted, crackpot columnist
Couldn't happen to a nicer douchehole.
The Virginian-Pilot's editor, Marvin Lake, announced in a column responding to a reader's complaint about editorial balance at the paper that frothing psycho Michelle 'lock 'em all up!' Malkin had been dropped as a columnist because she was "too stridently anti-liberal."
Editorial writer Don Luzzatto told Lake: “I was really put off by her penchant for name-calling and ad hominem attack. I think we can do much better.”
Another editorial writer, Bronwyn Lance Chester, said: “I think she habitually mistakes shrill for thought-provoking and substitutes screaming for discussion. She’s an Asian Ann Coulter. I also think that, like Coulter, she says outrageous things just to get TV appearances and book deals. She’s the worst of what’s wrong with punditry today. She adds absolutely nothing to genuine political discourse.”
Posted by maru at 11/23/2004 08:25:00 AM
Unemployment rises in Ohio
Now you say that you're sorry
After being so untrue
Well you can cry me a river, cry me a river
Cry me a river, cry me a river
Cry me a river -
And I'll cry a river over you.
Going up! The new numbers are out and Ohio had more people out of work in October than any other state. The number of people shit out of luck went up from 354,000 in September to 373,000 in October, losing jobs in transportation, utilities, manufacturing and the hospital industry.
"Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos."
Posted by maru at 11/23/2004 08:13:00 AM
November 22, 2004
artisan psycho butthole now working for CIA
No, the other butthole.
"He was just impossible," says one staffer who dealt with him. "He was sarcastic, snide and had this uncanny ability to push people's buttons."
One former CIA official told Newsweek that Murray leaned on him more than once to declassify information so he could use it to "embarrass the Democrats."
Posted by maru at 11/22/2004 01:19:00 PM
orality and family values
Heartland hypocrites hooters.
For all their sanctimonious outrage over abortion, gay marriage and the Janet Jackson boob-a-thon, the 'real heart and soul of Merica' just can't get enough of their Playboy magazines, divorce decrees and those steamy television programs starring scantily-clad women.
Posted by maru at 11/22/2004 10:42:00 AM
Chief Justice Pubic Hair?
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower has radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
- Airplane!, 1980.
Douchebag of Liberty and traitor Boob Novak writes that both Clarence Thomas and 'Arkansas Project' sleazebag Ted Olson are both 'strongly favored' by conservatives for the chief justice position should the ailing William Rehnquist take a dirt nap.
Posted by maru at 11/22/2004 10:32:00 AM