December 1, 2009

Porcine sack of shit to wed. Again.

To the knowing glances of legions of young Dominican boys, repulsive misogynist Rush Limpbag announced he will marry an actual human female on July 4th. Unless the presumably non-feminazi regains her eyesight and/or gets off the crackpipe.

Rush loves the holidays: his last wedding was on Memorial Day, 1994. Prior to that, his second wife left him on Christmas.
Yuck. Just the mere thought of that lumpen scumbag getting it off makes me want to blow chunks.