September 29, 2012

Ya THINK???~!!!!!

From Ann of The Thousand Paydays:   "I think my biggest concern obviously would just be for his mental well-being," she said. "I have all the confidence in the world in his ability, in his decisiveness, in his leadership skills, in his understanding of the economy. ... So for me I think it would just be the emotional part of it."

Choke, choke, cough, choke......

Which, in rich people dialect translates into:

"I think my biggest concern obviously would just be for his already fragile sanity," she said. "I have all the confidence in the world in his ability to lie and hide facts (HELL!  He TAUGHT Enron!), in his total emotional void where others keep their capacity to empathize, in his "take no prisoners keep no ethics life plan," in his understanding of how exactly to totally rape the economy. ... So for me I think it would just be the emotional, closed off and leaning desires to return to his serial murderer coping abilities."

Yeah Ann.  Those are mostly our concerns as well...which is why he's only getting votes from the 28% of poor souls who thought dumbya was sane and had a working brain, or as I like to call them, The Terminally Stupid" amongst us.  OH!  And a little surprise here for you, Madamn. Robme.  YOU ARE ONE OF THEM !!!

Enough conversation with THAT twit/twat of the Universe.  Let us keep a positive state of mind in the face of the mindless.  It is one of our best weapons, after all.


Hey you guys........
Remember these???   There were a bazillion of them and I bout broke a rib getting through them all, from

Saturday Night LOL.
Laugh if it made you laugh.
U R THE greatest and most loyal community on the World Wide Tubez!!!


September 27, 2012

Free Obama Phones!

HUGE surprise Rush Limpballs is drudging this one up again, the Obama phone doesn't exist. There IS, however, a government program that will provide low-income people with a free or low cost cell phone. It was started in 2008 under George W. Bush.
Hard to believe Limpballs, Drudge and Fox would say something that's not factual.
Ball-gargling asshats.

September 26, 2012

Romney Gaffe.......Again

If I ever had to drink a beer with this elitist fuck, he would wear it.

The Stench and Gilligan!!!!!


September 25, 2012


From HERE,

More Takers Than Makers?

A Headline that won't be seen on the "Liberal Media"

96 Percent Of People Have Received Some Government Assistance

What the data reveals is striking: nearly all Americans — 96 percent — have relied on the federal government to assist them. Young adults, who are not yet eligible for many policies, account for most of the remaining 4 percent.
The survey does not include “government activity that benefits everyone — national defense, the interstate highway system, food safety regulations — but only tangible benefits.”
A tax cut for the rich would be in order....ya think?

Oh the Irony!

Packers lose on controversial game ending call, Union-Busting GOP Governor Scott Walker Demands Return Of Unionized NFL Referees.

Earth to anti union rethug dumbasses: Cheap refs = bad calls. What do you think cheap teachers will get ya?



I'm really pissed at Robme having the gall and arrogance to make a speech at the CGI (Clinton Global Initiative) in NY.  By what right does he get on any international stage and speak for America, Americans, ME!  He's such a rude piece of shit.  This next 4 years needs to be conciliatory and these fucking WHITE MALES need to find some respect orJhave a big ol' cup of ShutTheFuckUp!!!   I'm so sick of them taking and handling and mauling and bungling what was voted out of their hands.

I don't recall Obama making any inappropriate speeches when he was running for President, but he was OBVIOUSLY going to be the next leader of the free world.  So if he stepped up there, he had a different right to do that than god damned Robme.  I'm really sick to death of him.  I'll be so glad when he's delegated back to the back of the class, after elections and I guess we're all supposed to believe he has OUR COLLECTIVE PERMISSION to address the world in OUR NAME.  Damn!  That pisses me off!!!

What happened to basic respect for THE SITTING POTUS!   Damned white male Washingtonians and rich out of touch assholes!

 It's gotten so bad that Romney's butler fired his butler!  Godless asshole from Hell, NO idea what being Inappropriate even MEANS.  Who raised this idiot asshat butthole?  WHERE'S HIS MOMMY??? 


September 24, 2012


Romney 47
And believe you me, he won't give the middle class a second thought if he's elected.  Or, hell, if he's NOT elected!

September 22, 2012

Saturday Night's All Right All Right!

Sheldon Adelson Totally Looks Like South American Mummy 

Right back atcha, Undie!


Keep it coming, siri

Supportin' the Troops!

Current Reichwingut Teabagger Narratives/GOP Pathologies

(Black) Kenyan Muslim Socialist Terrorist  b HUSSEIN Obama ended the work requirement for welfare, cut Medicare benefits to pay for Obamacare, and went on a global Apology Tour in 2009.
 Half the country is on the government dole, and lazy parasites (minorities) are sucking the lifeblood out of the nation's economy. Homos caused 9/11 and Katrina and undermined the battle-readiness of our troops. Climate change hoax and evolution is atheism. Man once co-existed with dinosaurs. And the (nigger)   President is going to take away your guns and give free birth control and abortion to SLUTS!!!

Seriously, there are participants in the demonstrably sociopathic human existence that believe this shit.

BTW, Princess Ann Romney thinks "you people" need to get in the ring and love her Mormon Husband.
Just stop it!

Or something like that.

Geeez, maru how can you resist?
Romney is even stupider than Drinky McStumbles.
There is low lying fruit in this silly season.


Freaked OUT Ann Romney

'Mom-in-Chief': Michelle Obama Delivers Powerful DNC Speech 

the cool and collected Michelle Obama.

NO!  We do NOT want THIS for a First Lady!!

September 20, 2012

IT WOULD APPEAR.............

That not even Robme can buy his way out of STUPID.   THANK GOD he's not like, president or the leader of our country or something!!!!

The War Injury Military Doctors Can't Cure

Brain injuries!  Hmmm.  I thought it would have been shredded souls. 
God Bless and Save our Troops!

Why do Republicans hate Democracy?

Douchebag Rep. Daryl Metcalfe (R-PA) thinks "those people" shouldn't be allowed to vote.

As Mitt Romney said, 47% of the people that are living off the public dole, living off their neighbors’ hard work, and we have a lot of people out there that are too lazy to get up and get out there and get the ID they need. If individuals are too lazy, the state can’t fix that.
So let me see if I understand what Metcalfe, who makes his living off other people's tax dollars is saying anyone living off other peoples tax dollars are lazy and should not be allowed to vote. Hey! Let's go back to the time when only white male land owners could vote.
I can't believe someone like this holds public office.

Romney's Plan For the Economy.....Confidence Fairy!!

The RMoneybot Mechanism ver7.1 apparently has magic powers

"My own view is that if we win on November 6th, there will be a great deal of optimism about the future of this country. We'll see capital come back and we'll see — without actually doing anything — we'll actually get a boost in the economy."
Perhaps Mitt will bring back his zillions from the Cayman Islands and Switzerland? Life will be good. God bless Amerikka!!!
Classic case of  persecutory delusional disorder. In other word, these people are fucked in the head.

Producers and Parasites.....REALLY?

How quickly the reich-wing narrative changed  from makers and takers to PRODUCERS AND PARASITES.
Holy Jebus, these God fearing Rushthuglicans are so fucking hateful:

Conservative commentator Mary Matalin hailed Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” line on CNN as good news for Republicans.
“There are makers and takers, there are producers and there are parasites,” she said. “Americans can distinguish between those who have produced and paid in through no fault of their own and because of Obama’s horrible policies who cannot get a job or are underemployed. That’s what the campaign is about.”
To reduce so much of the population of vermin in need of elimination sounds so familiar. Where have I heard that before? Where o where? Oh yeah, Nazi propaganda about the Jewish parasite problem.
And parasites really shouldn't vote either, right?
Clicky the picky to biggify and see who the REAL parasites are.....

September 19, 2012

Makers and Takers

Meet the 47% of lazy American leeches who mooch and take from us hard working makers 2011, 78,000 tax filers with incomes between $211,000 and $533,000 paid no income taxes; 24,000 households with incomes of $533,000 to $2.2 million paid no income taxes, and 3,000 tax filers with incomes above $2.2 million paid no income taxes.
If you're dependent on the government to manipulate the tax code in your favor, provide you amnesty for tax evasion and ignore derivatives fraud then THAT"S different!
Taxes? We 1%-ers don't pay no stinkin' taxes! LOL!!!

RMoneybot Mechanism ver 7.1 Apologizes

From the Onion:

In an effort to right his campaign and rebuild his image, Romney promised to bring his message of compassion and economic opportunity to the “ramshackle, mud-floored huts” in which half of all U.S. residents live.

“Let me make this absolutely clear: I have the utmost respect for all of the filth-encrusted, lesion-covered degenerates of this nation,” Romney said. “In the coming weeks, I look forward to meeting real Americans in their squalid, roach-infested hellholes in every corner of this country. I promise to stand up for every one of you, even the 47 percent of you huddled together for warmth, fighting your own family members for moldy crusts of bread as you wallow in your own excrement.”

Added Romney, “And I look forward to serving you as your next president.”
Perhaps there is a campaign slogan coming: a new cardboard box to live in and a shiny new shopping cart to transport your meager possessions.

September 17, 2012

Willard the RMoneybot ver 7.1

This is the real Mitt. You can tell how much more comfortable he is speaking here, because these are all “his people” (i.e., rich). He’s not stiff or fake. This is really who he is. And it’s ugly as sin.
Guess where most of the 47% come from?

Quelle Horror!

Akin Behind

Todd Akin's wife says Rushthuglibots are raping him. Also asks God to commit election funding fraud to help her husband win. No problem if it's a LEGITIMATE rape, right? holy shit, these people are fucking insane

“God can increase,” she said, citing the “Feeding of the 5,000” — a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, “respect them, and say ‘God, multiply it. Make it pay,’ ” Lulli Akin said. “It brought us through the primary, same way. We’re gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored.”
Somebody tell Mrs. Akin not to worry. Her body will find a way to naturally deal with the disappointment.

ya Think?

Jonathan Bernstein:
 Mitt Romney made it pretty clear today on Good Morning America: his tax plan (and his overall budget plan) will rely on two parts pixie dust, three of Jeannie’s blinks, a pinch of technobabble from Geordi La Forge, and something about the Elder Wand (which, I have to confess, I’ve never quite understood). That is, it’s all magic and fiction.

Heh....ain't THAT the truth.

September 16, 2012


Please come home, Maru?? When u r ready. BUT SOON??? We all miss you and promise to comment more regularly.........
Nobody does this better or even AS good.


Well, whadaya kno???? Vestboy McOpenAss actually said something true and real!!!

Will wondrous miracles ever cease???

'We Will Never Have.......Smart People on Our Side'

He's RIGHT, I mean CORRECT! Now he should shut up forever, NOW. While he's a shithead....


Romney Camp Decides: The Economy Isn't Enough

What a moron. What a mammoth waste of everything starting with AIR all the way past MONEY and straight into TIME.

Get a clue, Robme. You don't have an ice cube in Hell's chance of EVAH counting your money in OUR WHITE HOUSE.


September 15, 2012

It's Caturday!


Just like Drinky McSmirky, Willard's intel briefings will be useless because the intelligence once again will bounce off. THIS will work out well.....

September 14, 2012

When you come back, snarkaluscious maru, you find may that blogger has changed a bit. So get back here!!!

Some of My Best Friends are Black

ANOTHER Reason to Vote Rushthuglican

Bloated sponsor less bloviator, porcine Oxycontin addict and Viagra fueled connoisseur of young Dominican boys Rush Limbaugh says Al-Qaida gave up bin Laden to get b HUSSEIN Obama re elected.  Okaaaaaay. If that is true then:

1) Rush Limbaugh has knowledge that no one else has without secret communications with Al Queda leaders
2) Interrogate him for the secret communications
3) When he doesn't give up his sources:

4) Water board his fat ass.


September 13, 2012

Hai gize......undie lib here. Missed ya! And love ya. Methinks the Rmoney bot makes Dubya look like a brain surgeon.


Smug, sanctimonious, born with a silver phallic spoon in his mouth prick Mittens Rmoney(not a typo) goes all in on being Reichwingnut batshit insane.
Sign of the impending apocalypse: Fox and Rush are defending Willard.
Big surprise.

September 12, 2012

It's nice to see that siri has kept the lights breaking news, Mitt Romney acted like a smug asshole, AGAIN!!!!
Any of you seasoned vets of this hallowed place still hangin out here?

September 11, 2012

ONE MORE THING..........

I know I do, and I pray others do too, can we each and every year continue to acknowledge the amazing and fearless work done by the dogs of 9/11! These amazing creatures are and upon that day were our best friends as they searched tirelessly, either for living trapped people, or for cadavers. I can't even muster the words to do them justice. I love animals and dogs and that's where my gifts to charity go, I want to use this platform to hold up a banner. We are soooooo blessed that this species lives along side of us in this garden, this hell hole, this planet.

Those babies saved the day for so many. Here's an excellent book about the subject, and this is a place where donations can go to rescue, train and/or foster our fur covered heroes.

Let's not forget them?

Honoring the Canine Search Specialists, and all First Responders,
who risk their lives to keep us safe.

Bush White House Was Deaf Before the 9-11 Storm

I remember that on 9/11 the first thing that went through my mind was "Heeeeoooly Shit! OMG SOMEONE'S heads are going to roll over this one!!" Little did I know that it would be OURS.

9/11 COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED if we'd had a national leader of some sort....

On Aug. 6, 2001, President George W. Bush received a classified review of the threats posed by Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network, Al Qaeda. That morning's "presidential daily brief" — the top-secret document prepared by America's intelligence agencies — featured the now-infamous heading: "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S." A few weeks later, on 9/11, Al Qaeda accomplished that goal.

INSTEAD OF a brush clearing, golf mangling, beer guzzling megalomaniac in love with his ape faced ignorant disgusting stupid poop flinging self aggrandizing lying war addicted self! And every incompetent crony he could lay his shaky dirty hands on. He PICKED Gappy Toofed Condi and then didn't pay her one iota of a mind!!!


IT'S JUST FUCKED UP how no one remembers that. It is NEVER even MENTIONED!!! And even MORE fucked up that no one was prosecuted for the neglect that cost us 3000 some American lives. Those people might as well have died in an accident or from a deadly virus. All America just ACCEPTS the loss of them out of hand, without even wanting or demanding some ACCOUNTABILITY!

I was NOT wrong, HEADS STILL NEED TO ROLL for the horror that was visited upon my country, the horror that was pre-announced to a blunderer in chief. Barry needs to PROSECUTE GEORGE!!!


I can't be plainer than that!!!