WTF Is It Now?!?

Ari Update
The stress of being a sex symbol has finally caught up with him.

WH propaganda mouthpiece Ari 'the Lying Studbrisket' Fleischer will resign in July to spend more time with his family enter the private sector.

His replacement will likely be deputy press secretary Scott McClellan, aides said, but repug strategist Ed Gillespie and Pentagon spokesman Victoria Clarke have also been mentioned as potential prospects.

Fleischer said he wanted to leave before the Smirking Simpleton's "re-election" campaign geared up. He notified Gameboy of his decision Friday. The "president" ended the conversation "by kissing me on the head," the spokes-tool said.

Ari said that after 21 years in government he wanted to go lie on the speaking circuit and maybe do some nude modeling writing. - link.