WTF Is It Now?!?

Stuff

Tigger, the pregnant cat, gave birth somewhere, but it wasn't in the cat igloo on the back deck. There's a dead rat-like creature in there, which I'll have to dump today. I couldn't get a good look at it because there were flies encrusting it, and to be perfecly honest, it was pretty gross.

The embarrassing toe-sucker and bottom-feeder Dick Morris is in extreme danger of becoming the next Howard 'the hormonal' Fineman.

Egon must have some residual nut juice left in his system, because he was really bouncing off the walls last night. When he wasn't running up and down the stairs caterwauling, he was attached to my neck like a fuzzy limpet.

"I love America, but fear my government" - bumper sticker seen in Florida.

I was wondering why the stray cats were acting so friendly all of a sudden, then I noticed the catnip plant was just about decimated.

Even with socks stuffed into his crotch, Chimpy McCodpiece still looks like a damn twat.