Corpulent antichrist greeted with protests

Satan's porcine handmaiden, at a university opining on the "legacy" of Tipsy McStaggers  {In what had to be one of the shortest talks on record -- Ed.}  came face to face with hundreds of protesters who razzed him before, during and after his speech.

Ironically, it was the patriots, not flatulent traitor Karl Rove, who were hauled off to jail.


Someday...