February 13, 2002

Top stories from Ironic Times :

Cheney Going to Middle East Next Month
Hopes multi-nation trip will keep him one step ahead of a subpoena.

Mimes Trapped at South Pole
No rescue planned.

Mr. Potato Head Turns 50
Plans to celebrate at his Crawford, Texas ranch.

Reminder:


Fun Fact: Having legalized prostitution, the government of New South Wales, Australia, will soon release a set of workplace-safety guidelines for the world's oldest profession. The report, titled ``Getting on Top of Health and Safety,'' will feature advice on how to avoid Repetitive Stress Disorder. The Flummery Digest







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