February 13, 2002

Zat's right - he vas my boyfriend!!!

From the CNN ticker last night: Marine scientists in England are playing Barry White music underwater, hoping to encourage captive sharks to mate.



In a related story, Ken "Kenny Boy" Lay sat glumly while being lambasted by p!ssed-off senators during the Enron corruption hearing, probably wishing he was in an orgasmatron somewhere in the Cayman Islands.



Crusader Bunnypants: Julius Caesar, or Caesar salad? I'm going with "crouton", myself. A vaguely useless lump, totally fried, hard to swallow, and coated with oil.



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