March 14, 2002

The Top 5 Things Your "Shadow Government" Is Doing Right Now

5. Making bunny and donkey pictures on a sheet.

4. Buying enough Kryptonite to defeat Superman, making the rest of the Justice League much easier to defeat.

3. Severely curtailing our shadow rights while providing numerous favors to shadow corporations.

2. Debating whether the Bush presidency is enough of a catastrophe for them to leap into action.

and the Number 1 Thing Your "Shadow Government" Is Doing Right Now...

1. Shadow taxing, shadow spending!

[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White - http://www.topfive.com ]



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