WTF Is It Now?!?

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I write the songs that make the whole world sing...

Hey, has anyone heard John A$$croft's new song yet?! I understand it's a hoot ("it sucks!!", confided one of his staffers). Maybe he just needs those backup chicks from that Robert Palmer video.