WTF Is It Now?!?

1030 and already hotter'n Hades. Have to bring the cats to the vet for their shots today. LaMew, one of the strays, has been stuffed into a cat-kennelcab and is howling like a banshee. The dogs are barking their fool heads off trying to get to the cat. 1030 and already I need a drink.

Guess the Source!

"In their threat to peace, in their mad ambitions, in their destructive potential and in the repression of their own people, these regimes constitute an axis of evil and the world must confront them." - if you guessed world leaders talking about pResident Evil and the Arbusto administration, you get a cigar. But, sadly, you'd be wrong - it was Snippy the Chimp speaking at VMI yesterday.


Yeah, 'cause he's a clueless, waffling dumbass:

The Ignorant Impotus’s aides and allies say there are many tactical reasons for the Moron of Midland to keep quiet and for the administration to soften its tone in recent days.

Daddy's Widdle F*ckup has not made substantive statements about the Middle East for eight days, and he has not taken questions since he directed Israel 11 days ago to begin its pullback “without delay” — which aides characterized as meaning “immediately.” Preznit Poopypants' handlers say the administration has not changed its position on the conflict, and is merely pursuing a nuanced and gradual implementation of his outline. ("Nuanced" - snort!)

“The 'president' said what he meant and meant what he said,” said Sean McCormack, spokesman for the Squatter-in-Thief's National Security Council. “His statement of our policy was definitive.” You have GOT to be kidding. Like that bumbling ignoramus could EVER make a "definitive" "statement" about anything other than 'gimme a beer, amigo'. Shit. Oh, and this: "“I meant what I said to the prime minister of Israel. I expect there to be withdrawal without delay.” Dumbass. - from msnbc.com

Quote of the Morning

"The Bush White House is quoted as stating that Chavez's being elected by "a majority of voters" did not confer "legitimacy" on the Venezuelan government. The assertion was not unexpected from a US administration selected over the opposition of the majority of American voters." - Greg Palast, at the Guardian