WTF Is It Now?!?

Better late than never, eh, Chimpboy?

It's no fun coming under fire from the conservative Right - just ask GW Bush's 15-year-old pregnant girlfriend.

Last week the abstinence movement emerged as a key plank of El Dorque's reform of American welfare policy.

As Buckeroo Bonehead extolled the virtues of abstinence as a protection against sexually transmitted disease and teenage pregnancy, congressional hearings opened on government plans to spend millions of dollars promoting the 'no sex is safe sex' campaign. In a speech in South Dakota last Wednesday, the Yellow Puddle of Texas reiterated an election promise to spend as much on programs that teach abstinence until marriage as on medical services that provide contraceptives to teenagers.

'Abstinence is the surest way, and the only completely effective way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted disease', smirked Daddy's Little Doofus. 'An' ah sure as shootin' oughta know about that!'