April 28, 2002

Crusader Bunnypants says "f*ck awla ya, we're goin' in...poppy's gettin' tireda waitin'"

The Warmongering Wonderchimp is plotting a potential major air campaign and ground invasion early next year to topple the Iraqi government of President Saddam Hussein, The New York Times is reporting today. The use of 70,000 to 250,000 troops is being considered.

The Times reported the timing of early next year delay resulted from a need "to create the right military, economic and diplomatic conditions. These include avoiding summer combat in bulky chemical suits, preparing for a global oil price shock, and waiting until there is progress toward ending the Israeli-Palestinian conflict." One European military expert who recently visited Washington could not envision a solution until he was told by U.S. sources that airborne troops would seize the Iraqi oil fields.

Meanwhile, Arab nations are signalling their support for Iraq. Enjoy your SUVs while you still can!


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