April 14, 2002


Ha ha ha - my Yahoo "word of the day" is Quagmire! As in the Bumbling Boob of Kennebunkport realized that he needed help to get himself out of the quagmire in the Middle East.

OTOH, my crankybitch word of the day is Loser, as in Laura's Little Loser gets linked to failed coup in Venezuela, may lose oil deal.




Impotent Impotus: "yeah, whatever", goes back to his cartoons

Hopalong Noodlehead, prodded by his nursemaids to say something, yipped that he wants to see action from Yasser Arafat following his condemnation of terrorism, top aides said Sunday

Chimpy the Choker, who spent the weekend at Camp David losing to Barney at checkers, kept silent on Colin Powell's meeting Sunday with Arafat at the Palestinian leader's headquarters on the West Bank.

The Clueless Crayolahead did not speak directly to Powell, but was briefed on his efforts by Aunt Condo. White House officials reported no calls to world leaders from Daddy's Little Doofus, but said he was monitoring Powell's trip in between naps and storytimes. (from Yahoo News, mostly)


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