April 20, 2002


Here I was blaming the dogs - around 7:00 this morning I woke up because the bed was shaking, so I yelled at the dogs to lie the f*ck down and leave me alone. Turns out it wasn't them - we'd just had an earthquake. Good thing they don't listen to me anyway.



Big 'pukemoonie holiday today: it's Adolf Hitler's birthday. What's the color today, Reichsmarshall Ridge??

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