WTF Is It Now?!?

It's cold! We even had snow flurries...oh, the horror. Doesn't look like I'm going to fix the bird feeder after all - I have to do my taxes today!!

Quote o' the Morning:
Right wingers glory in their intellectual and cognitive bankruptcy. The ability to reverse field and absolutely deny what they were supporting minutes ago is, they seem convinced, a sign that they are strong and superior tointellectuals and liberals, who spend time worrying about such silly things as consistency, or honesty. Right wingers are quite proud of the ability to utterly contradict themselves within moments, as the occasion demands. - Zepp’s Political Commentary, via e-mail




Demented Dickhead's Stupidity Higher than alleged Poll Numbers

Buckeroo Bonehead aides say the Delusional Dickweed is in no danger of abandoning his focus on Iraq--and the Warring Wonderchimp confirms it by talking about Hussein every chance he gets.

"I can't imagine people not seeing the threat and not holding Saddam Hussein accountable," the Moron of Midland said Saturday after meeting with British Prime Minister/Poodle Tony Blair. "History has called us into action."

Excuse me, Game Boy, but it's more likely that history has called you an ignorant, blind, warmongering, powerhungry buffoon with delusions of grandeur. Your vision, if such a term can be described to such a dunderheaded ignoramus as you, is a world of oil derricks spurting manfully, while you gleefully squawk "nyah nyah!" into the phone at your father. You blithering idiot, weren't 95% of the 9/11 terrorists Saudis??

- - from The Los Angeles Times. Mostly.



Preznit Poopypants would rather relive his vacation, cause presidentin' is hard!

Ariel Sharon came to the White House last summer armed with a road map of Israel, a visual aid to help explain his vision of a final peace settlement in the region.

But Hopalong Noodlehead did not scrutinize the map for possible solutions to the bloody conflict, according to Israeli accounts. ''Bush looked at the map and recalled the places he had been,'' the Israeli prime minister said afterward, referring to the 1998 tour of the West Bank that Sharon, then foreign minister, gave the Connecticut Clodhopper while he was governor of Texas.

- - The Daily Globe, thanks to BuzzFlash. Good gravy, what an idiot.



Chickensh!t Bunnypants' nursemaids more worried about his ‘legacy’ than violence in Middle East

Administration officials are resisting a leadership role that would make Drinky McDumbass liable for future setbacks in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. But they also feel a responsibility to do something to quell the violence.

Lee Hamilton, a Democratic former congressman who chaired the House Foreign Affairs Committee, says Preznit Primate's recent words and actions ''reflect in his administration a real frustration about what to do next and, I think, some degree of uncertainty.'' He says the Coward of Crawford ''shows signs of being daunted by the challenge of trying to bring peace to the area.''

- Yahoo News. Unbelievable.




Squinty McPretzal wasn't bombing them, was he?

Strange lights in the sky are baffling Bavarians as hundreds of panicked callers jammed police telephone lines seeking an explanation for the phenomenon.

Reports of an unsettling late-night natural light show came from all over the southern German state as well as the neighbouring region of Baden-Wuerttemberg. "It had nothing to do with the weather. But I don't think little green men from Mars have landed in Bavaria. It was something burning out in the atmosphere," a meteorologist said on Sunday.

"It was like a huge firework," a Reuters TV correspondent in Munich said, describing the display. "You could even see it through half-closed blinds. It lasted around three seconds," she said.

Pilots flying into Munich airport radioed the control tower with reports of unusual lights in the sky. The German police said NASA scientists initially thought the light was caused by space junk -- floating debris in the Earth's atmosphere -- but later said they were still unsure. The German army reported no unusual movements on its radar.
Scientists said the lights may have the result of a meteor breaking through the Earth's atmosphere.

"There are no signs of impact or damage. We can't say what it was," a police spokesman said.
- - from Yahoo News