WTF Is It Now?!?

Preznit Poopypants has Hissyfit over Big Dog's Offer, Holds Breath, Turns Blue

The Cretin of Crawford said Saturday that peace in the Middle East requires "hard choices and real leadership" by Israelis, Palestinians and their Arab neighbors; left unsaid was that the same did not apply to him. "The president has outlined a clear blueprint for the pathway to peace in the Middle East," a clearly deluded spokesperson told reporters, mentioning that the White House was cool to former President Bill Clinton's offer to play a role in peacemaking.

Even repuglican Sen. Arlen Specter urged Bush to take up Clinton's overture. "I think his advice would be invaluable," said Specter, but Daddy's Widdle Fuckup plans to stay the course he has charted, even if it surely means a damn shipwreck, and is discouraging attempts by lawmakers to step into the conflict with legislation. Well, fuck him then. Read more at Yahoo News