April 21, 2002

Since parents only use a kid's middle name when the kid is in trouble, you might as well double it up and give your kid a middle name like "You Ungrateful Little Son of a Bitch." - Mike Totman, Top5.com.

In retrospect, going to work with a nasty headache was a big mistake, but deciding to take my Glock and an extra clip wasn't so bright, either. - Jeffrey Ehrhart, Top5.com.

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