WTF Is It Now?!?

Stuff:
Went morel hunting today: they're starting to come up! Only two so far, but it's still early for them.
The lilacs are blooming.
The mysterious tree in the front yard with the white flowers has blossomed.
The oxalis is flowering.
Baby grackles at the bird feeder, making interesting noises.
Two red-tailed hawks flying around, scaring the rest of the birds.
The little stray cat is looking very pregnant.
Started cleome and pink four-o-clock seeds.
Three of the sweet peas are up.